names are a social construct

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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— 7 hours ago with 29129 notes

giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

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— 7 hours ago with 6894 notes

willowdragoncat:

eddiedanvers:

When Alice Cooper guest starred on The Muppet Show.

Squeeee

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— 7 hours ago with 229 notes

HUMAN
HUMAN
DO SOMETHING
FOR GODS SAKE HELP
HUMAN

HUMAN

DO SOMETHING

FOR GODS SAKE HELP

(Source: chichiwho, via vivabohemia)

— 7 hours ago with 423052 notes
stupid-twats:

this is my new favourite thing on here

stupid-twats:

this is my new favourite thing on here

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— 7 hours ago with 31037 notes
themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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— 7 hours ago with 52010 notes